A bit of fun with a wacky but honest wit. Personally I’d settle for “Do unto others as you would have done unto you”, but this is a tad more specific in the why’s and wherefore’s.
There’s been a lot of negativity flying about of late, what with the fat orange fella sticking his size nines in everything.
Protests, riots, building walls, burning bridges, immigration bans, failed black ops missions. There’s something new to roll your eyes at every day. It’s unsurprising then, that people all over the world are up in arms, (literally and metaphorically), by the Cheeto Chompin’ Chimp’s actions.
It’s not just affecting America. He’s threatening the stability of the entire globe.
With that in mind, I thought it about time we had a set of moral values to live by. Sort of a set of rules, or a code. Commandments, if you will. (I don’t know why anybody hasn’t thought of it before.)
So, here is The Gospel According to Dave.
There are 10 commandments with which to adhere.
First. Thou shalt not kill or hurt anyone.
This applies not…
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